Oh The Expendables with your cast of lacquered, sagging, gravel-voiced face-punchers. Where would we be without your younger, sassier brother, The Expendables 2: Back For War? WHERE ON EARTH WOULD WE BE? All jokes aside, we have an unequivocal love for everyone involved in this film. And we like that subtitle. Back For War. Is it meant to sound like “Back for more” only instead of “more” it’s “War”? Probably.

Anyways, here’s a poster from it and if it’s not EXACTLY what you all expected to see in a poster from a film which is largely about cramming as many action faces into one small space with guns and fire and army caps then you can all ring up Sly Stallone and ask him to refund you for the amount of time you spent looking at this poster, whispering “Well I never” to yourself.

(And because this is The Expendables you can click to go large)

OH MY GOD THEY’RE ALL ON FIRE THEY’RE BURNING SOMEONE HELP THEM. LIAM HEMSWORTH, I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU’RE HERE BUT CAN YOU PLEASE GO GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER OR SOMETHING.

Jokes. These guys are invincible! Look at them there, standing amidst those flames acting like their resin and silica composed bodies aren’t all about to melt. Such professionals.

The Expendables 2 will be out and burning everyone’s faces off from the 17th August. You psyched?