After a chequered production schedule that, amongst other things, nearly saw it go straight to DVD, Piranha 3DD finally has a release date and a gorily glorious red band trailer. Huzzah!

For now, try to ignore the fact that this is almost shot for shot identical to the other trailer – focus on all the completely unnecessary tits, arses and spurts of bright arterial blood which have been edited in (along with Doc Brown grumbling about pipes or something):

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Is the sight of the Hoff not giving a tin shit ever going to get old? We doubt it.

We’ll see you in the water on June 1st.