Here’s a piece of advice, X-Men team: quit while you’re ahead. In the last few weeks we’ve had a new trailer for X-Men: First Class (which was glorious), some new posters for X Men: First Class (which were sort of OK) and now a few more new posters for X-Men: First Class (which are thoroughly awful). We haven’t seen a downward spiral of this magnitude since Tiger Woods decided a late night drive was just what he needed.

The horror is below, look if you dare.

Crotch face? Really, X-Men? Crotch-face is what you decided really summed up the younger incarnations of Professor X and Magneto? God save us all.