It’s the fourteenth and BFF is comin’ atcha with another piece of festive filmy deliciousness to sink your Christmas fangs into. Today’s choice comes courtesy of the crazy folks at National Lampoon and features a rather unfortunate Christmas dinner…
It’s something to do with fishes.
New Year’s Eve gives you one final chance; a chance for hope, and a night for taking chances. For when love takes a chance, every day is like New Year’s Eve. On the eve of love, and chances, sometimes taking a chance on hope is the only hope that feels like new. Take a chance! Hope with love! Love your news! Time is running out! Time will never run out if you have love in your chances! GOD LET ME DIE, LET ME DIE LIKE I HOPE ALL THESE CHARACTERS DIE
Do you not age, Leo DiCaprio? Are you not flesh?
All singing, all dancing, all ridiculously charming – Neil Patrick Harris is back on the big screen this week as… well… Neil Patrick Harris in A Very Harold And Kumar 3D Christmas. But what else is there to know about the quick-witted, eminently well dressed pseudo-womaniser? Did someone say PRESIDENT OF THE ACADEMY OF MAGICAL ART? That’s right.
A character who happens to be called Sherlock Holmes, a character who happens to be called Dr Watson and a man who happens to be allowed to direct films have once again stumbled together in a sequel to the least faithful adaptation of all time. Still, it’s not as bad as the last one. Quite.
Day 13 of the Best For Film Advent calendar, and we daresay you’re feeling a little blasé about this whole Yuletide situation. Christmas is going to come whether you open your calendar or not, right? Right. UNLESS SOMEONE STEALS IT!
Fancy winning Transformers: Dark Of The Moon on DVD? All you need to do is answer and obscenely easy question, and sort of forget about how bad Transformers 3 was…
*insert extinction joke*
NAZIS NAZIS NAZIS
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