Kolkata, West Bengal recently hosted its 17th annual film festival, screening over 150 films over its 7 day run. Bollywood and Hollywood weren’t invited. We were. Not so hot on your Bengali film-making? Want to get to grips with Tollywood? Read on, and learn a bit more about the other side of Indian cinema…

On 5th September, the British Film Institute launched its new project: Screen Heritage UK. Working with regional film archives across the UK, the BFI is making much of these archives available for free to anyone with an interest in Britain’s film heritage. So on a scale of 1 to interesting, where is it?

So Bella and Edward are finally getting hitched (SCREAM!). Just you wait, guys! ZOMGGGG. When you see her dress you are going to lose it! The wedding is TO DIE FOR. And don’t even get me started on the HONEYMOON!!!! Seriously though, this is a terrible film.

We were probably already going.

High-five for mediocrity!

Will it be good? No. Will there be INSANE EYEBROWS? Yes.

There are some people in this world who really love puppies; little girls, mostly, or pre-teens, or middle-aged folks with not a lot else to fill their days. This film is their Holy Grail. It’s as if the Cutest Puppies Of 2011 calendar they have hanging in their bedroom has come to life on screen and, not unexpectedly, it’s annoyingly adorable…

There’s going to be a Doctor Who movie materialising in cinemas soon, most likely with that weird whoooshing sound effect. Now if they want to do this, it turns out they’re going to need an actor to play the Doctor (we were as shocked as you were). So we thought we’d give the film producers a hand, and let you all know our picks for who would make superb Doctors Whos.

Join BAFTA-winning actress Thandie Newton (Crash, The Pursuit of Happyness) for the UK premiere of An African Election. This special screening will be followed by a Q&A with director Jarreth Merz.

This documentary following the annual World’s Ugliest Dog Contest is sweet, funny and at times, very poignant. PLUS LOOK AT ALL THE FUNNY DOGGIES. They’re so ugly and cute at the same time it blows my mind. Apart from that one with the red eye. That is one terrifying red eye right there.