Paul WS Anderson, are you reading this? We know where you live, and we’re going to force-feed you literature until you cry like a mewling baby girl.

Aliens continue to turn up in the most unlikely of places…

Yes, Miss Marple – the character usually played by venerable (or at least elderly) actresses like Geraldine McEwan and Joan Hickson. And yes, Jennifer Garner, the 38-year-old actress most famous..

LOOK HOW HUNGOVER THEY ARE

Good decisions all round. Just about.

Things I Learned From Watching Life, Above All: if you don’t a) fall down a hole and die, b) nearly get stoned to death by your village or c) get forced into prostitution and then have your face cut up by a rapist, you will probably die of AIDS. OR all of the above will happen to everyone dear to you and you’ll be left alone in the world. Yay!

A quietly confident introduction and the fun of multi-task-actors makes you hope that Country Strong will do for Gwyneth Paltrow what Crazy Heart did for Jeff Bridges. Sadly though, it soon becomes clear that there’s just too many cliche moments piling up to glimpse a genuinely moving story, and trowling on the sentiment only serves to alienate whatever audience lasts until the end. (Except for country lovers, of course. They’ll probably just lap up the massive hats.)

Scorsese directing Daniel Day-Lewis and Benicio Del Toro in Jesuit preist drama.

…and finally catches up with the rest of us.

Locked Down is a hard-as-nails cage fighting prison thriller starring toughman Vinnie Jones and UFC legends galore. And we have 3 Blu-Rays to give away! Competition ends 29 April 2011.