Well, they have to learn about demoniacally possessed middle aged women some time.

Not cool, BBFC. Not cool at all.

Only the worst bits. So, like, all of it?

As the BBFC rescues us from the horror of / robs us of the chance to see and evaluate The Human Centipede: Full Sequence (delete as appropriate), we’ve taken a moment to look back at some of the other films which have, over the years, been banned from British screens. You may be surprised at what we’ve found…

But… what will fill our most hideous nightmares forever now?