Sinbad and the Minotaur is an Australian film about a mythical Arab wading into Greek legend, and it treats both cultures about as respectfully as you’d expect from a country which used to forcibly rehome Aboriginal children. Under no circumstances whatsoever should you watch it.

Competition closed. Winners: H Malik, F Hutchinson, D Fletcher

Romantic films are the scourge of all that is good and true. But imagine if you could appropriate the romantic, cinematic charisma of XXX or the wit of YYY for your VERY OWN. Osmose our romantic quotes from films into your heart and out of your cheatin’ mouth come Valentine’s Day, and you’re made in the shade. You don’t even have to subject yourself to a rom-com to do it…

Quirky comedy Cyrus comes to Blu-ray and DVD on 21 February 2011 from Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment… and we have 3 DVDs to give away! Competition ends 11 March 2011

Africa United is an uplifting and critically acclaimed film about a bunch of kids in Africa who will do just about anything to play in the World Cup. It would put a smile on even Christian Bale’s face… and we have 3 DVDs to give away! Competition ends 10 March 2011

Ooh! This week’s award-winning short film has been hailed as the British Hellboy. Nice! Mark Macready and the Archangel Murders is influenced by The X-Files and The Naked Gun, and producer Ryan McDermott is now making a full-length very British Raiders of the Lost Ark. Buh-rilliant.

Is Alien vs Ninja a stark documentary on social decline? No it is not! Look at the title – it’s a fun action adventure featuring alien/ninja fights! This film promises pure sci-fi martial arts joy and delivers it in spades. We have 3 DVDs to give away. Banzai! Competition ends 9 March 2011

Crack teams of mercenaries! Catsuits! Kick-ass martial arts! Explosions, guns and thrills! That’s what Clash is all about, and we have 3 DVDs to give away! Competition ends 8 March 2011

Come on, you KNOW you’re excited about this. We’ve got 3 DVD copies of Sinbad and the Minotaur to give away! Who cares if they never officially met? We’re totally pumped! Competition ends 5 March 2011

Ricardo Darín and Soledad Villamil star in a labyrinthine homicide thriller which twists, turns and generally contorts itself through the corrupt underbelly of 70s Argentine law enforcement. It doesn’t sound great, does it? Well, it bloody is great. So there.