Get ready to say “Who?” to every name we mention.

Yeah yeah yeah, she wrote Juno. But what about her stripper years, eh? We present you with this Tuesday’s nutritional info-nugget: a cheat sheet dedicated to blogger-turned-award-winning-screen-writer, Diablo Cody. And it turns out Diablo isn’t her actual name. TIP OF THE ICEBERG, MY IGNORANT FRIENDS.

Coming-of-age sex thriller sci-fi comedy horror [insert genres here ad infinitum] Kaboom is a chronic mess, taking the seeds of two or three respectable films and frantically ramming them together until ninety minutes of contrived teenagery garbage squirt out the middle and leave a stain on your cardy. Avoid.

Yes and I’d like to play Karen Cisco in a remake of Out of Sight, but that’s not going to happen either!

Diablo Cody, screenwriter of Juno and Jennifer’s Body is rumoured to be producing a new Zombie rom-com called Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament. The film is an adaptation of SG Browne’s novel of the same name.