Finding Nemo 3D is out over the Easter weekend and what better way to celebrate than a rundown of the ten best deep sea dwellers in film. And no, none of those listed are battered and deep fried. Off to the chippie with you!

A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust, and a hearty “Hi-ho, I’m a massive racist!”, Johnny Depp!

Last weekend, we ventured to the Isle of Wight to attend the world’s first ever Sail-In Cinema event. Imagine it – not only is Russell Crowe on a boat in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, but YOU ARE TOO! Aromascope ain’t got nuffin on this. Join us as we attempt to shake a whisky and fresh air-induced hangover and track down the other nautical films best watched whilst three sheets to the wind…

Hope you enjoy being coerced into sex and then abandoned so your new boyf can go and shoot some people, Naomie.

There are rumors floating around that the sexiest pirate on earth Jack Sparrow, will be making a return to our screens in a fourth instalment of Pirates of the Caribbean…