Snazzy Japanese ink-print shows off new antagonist Silver Samurai (not to be confused with Silver Surfer, Silverfox, Silver Sable, Silver Death, Silvereye, or the Lone Ranger’s horse Silver)

In 1984, Patrick Swayze, Charlie Sheen, Lea Thompson and Jennifer Grey took up arms in guerrilla warfare to safe-guard their America from the the Soviet Union and its Cuban and Nicaraguan allies. In 2012, this premise was re-worked to suit the current political climate, making North Koreans the new big baddies. One was made at a time when the Cold War was still a heavy presence in U.S. culture. The other came about during a time of re-make madness.

THINK ON YOUR SINS, Twilight fans.

Millionaire actor continues to find gainful employment.

Go Wolverines! And so on.