You can be our wingman anytime, Tom Cruise

Come ON, Superman, we all need saving from no-you-induced boredom.

Tom Cruise is washing his hair or something

From Ethan Hunt to Napoleon Solo…

We haven’t been able to find out whether Bradley Cooper actually has an uncle, but he probably does.

He brings out a new film every twelve to fourteen minutes, he has permanent standing orders to both Matt Damon and George Clooney, he’s about to direct a Liberace biopic before retiring to focus on his painting and he’s REALLY bald. Any guesses? It is of course Steven Soderbergh, and if you’re planning to see Contagion you’d better get involved with our Cheat Sheet…