I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know something about vampires I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know please please make it stop why why why why why why I don’t know I don’t know CGI devil baby no no no no no no no werewolves why why why oh god make it stop.

It’s like all your Christmases coming at once only instead of presents and joy you feel a wretched, burning pain in your stomach.

If* we ever build a time machine, Adam, we’re going back to 1966 to kick your mum in the stomach. *When

So Bella and Edward are finally getting hitched (SCREAM!). Just you wait, guys! ZOMGGGG. When you see her dress you are going to lose it! The wedding is TO DIE FOR. And don’t even get me started on the HONEYMOON!!!! Seriously though, this is a terrible film.

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Should you have clicked on this link for the promise of a more tantalising glimpse of the upcoming Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I, I’m sorry to disappoint. Debuting on..