Men everywhere feel odd combination of emasculation and arousal.

STILL QUITE BORING

Subtly lowering our expectations before it plummets like a lead zeppelin, then…

One of the many ways in which Hollywood have flogged a thousand dead horses, the reboot is not only alive and well but getting faster. We take a look at a few that actually worked, and a few more that made our eyes bleed. Beware; there will be many highs, lows and gratuitous wrestling analogies.