The films we hated are now ‘officially’ bad

Vampires Suck is a Twilight parody that’s vibrant on the outside and dessicated (sucked dry, indeed) on the inside. However, even a spoof movie as weak as this one does have some surprisingly redeeming features that are almost worth the price of a cinema ticket…

Sylvester Stallone’s ridiculous film The Expendables has managed a second week at the top of the US box office charts.