In the future there will be robots.

Better to rule in People’s Sexiest Man Alive chart than to serve in Heaven, eh Bradley? Eh?

Guess what? He’s playing a baddie. *yawn*

It’s ok, they’re gonna ugly him up.

No, neither have we – apparently it’s really long.

If you haven’t got a series of ten hour bus journeys around India in which you need to entertain yourself with some light reading material, then help is on the way! Paradise Lost, the twelve book poem is being turned into a film. So once you’ve dallied around the Taj Mahal, come and be enlightened.