An alternative to walking on sticky floors and having the equivalent of Marge Simpson sit in front of you
How do you know what you’re going to see at the cinema next month? You’re busy people – Facebook won’t update itself, and you’ve probably got a relationship to neglect or something. Oh, you haven’t? Sorry. Well, there’s no point in trying to meet another human adult now, you may as well just read this blog.
As the stage is set for another bloody awful year of Nicolas Cage releasing eight thousand crappy films, we thought we’d take you on a whistle-stop tour back through his entire demented oeuvre since the Millennium. Not suitable for readers who are sensitive to unpleasant hairstyles.
For any of you that can’t wait for the release of the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie in May, we’ve tracked down some valuable booty! The first footage from Stranger Tides is here…..
Are you wondering what to do with your spare time? Do you sit around the house, saddened by the prospect of having no idea what films to see? Are you tired of me asking you questions? Then fear no more because here are the top 20 films to see at the cinema in 2011! Film 2012 round-up also available now!
Johnny Depp is in London to film part of the next in the Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise.