Following up on our list of best horror remakes, guest blogger Richard has bitten the bullet and sat through some of the worst. Reading this blog may be cause for a little sympathetic squirming; still, at least you’ll never have to feel the real pain of seeing a classic defiled. Tedium. Silliness. Irrelevance – these films have em all!

Neil LaBute is to direct a Julian Fellowes adaptation of Agatha Christie’s Crooked House, due to be released sometime next year. While Julian Fellowes, of Gosford Park and Downton Abbey..

Grotesque tentacle mutations finally come to Hollywood

Sorry about that.

A strangely beguiling mixture of character piece and road movie and that never leaves the city, Passenger Side is a warm and surprisingly poignant low-fi gem. A slew of cameos prop up two outstanding lead performances as director Matt Bissonnette announces himself as one to watch.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone made a film about a handful of heroic Germans standing up to the might of the Nazi war machine, and then a giant duck came in and raped one of them? It’s time for the mash-up.

Competition closed. Winners: A Chalmers, S McGuire, K Ramsay, E Woods, L Potter

And there should be a plethora of good reasons, but Kunis has not one.

Speculation regarding Arnie’s triumphant return to acting continues to grow after he is linked with another sequel. Having previously been linked to follow-ups of Terminator, Running Man and Predator, Schwartznegger..

Powerful and important documentary IN THE LAND OF THE FREE comes to DVD on 28th March 2011, and to mark its release we have 3 copies to give away. Competition ends 22 April 2011.