Yesterday we saw a photo of Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman 2 (or, as we must now learn to call it, Anchorman: The Legend Continues). It wasn’t that interesting, because we’ve actually seen Ron Burgundy before in Anchorman (or, as we must now learn to call it, Anchorman 1) and he basically looks the same now as he did then. But today… today, everything has changed.

The first actual poster for the probably-too-late-to-recapture-much-of-its-original-audience sequel is here, and what it basically shows is legs. Six legs. Six legs with a total of four different styles of suit and four different natty shoe choices. Can you spot the maths issue here? Yes. CLEARLY TWO PEOPLE WILL LOSE A LEG IN THIS FILM. Or, y’know, David Koechner isn’t coming back because Piranha 3DD made him kill himself and now Steve Carell’s character is so palpably mental that he dresses like Tommy Lee Jones in Batman Forever. Or all that Sex Panther has dissolved Paul Rudd from the waist down.

Anyway, here’s the poster. Click to biggify:

What in the blue hell is a-going on there, sports fans? Feed us your best theories below!

You stay classy, orthopedic surgery wing of San Diego hospital…