Like milk, sequels were a bad choice
We really don’t know about this one guys…
we don’t know how to put this but, he’s kind of a big deal.
You are a smelly pirate hooker, and I’m going to slap you in public.
From the Queen of the Desert to the King of the News Corp.
It’s jean-creaming time.
You stay classy, Kristen Wiig
Assuming the Mayans don’t bring their A-game and take out the entire world by New Year’s Eve (not likely; one thing we know about Mayans is they’re hella lazy), it will soon be 2013. And you know what that means – LOADS of shiny new 2013 films! We’ve trawled the Internet to find the Hollywood big-hitters most likely to get us going in what future generations will probably remember as 4346 in the Korean calendar. Depending on, you know, factors.
In other news, the Human Torch was denied a bank loan.