5 Films Samantha Brick Should Have Starred In

Step aside Audrey, take a hike Marilyn and a collective FUCK OFF to Grace Kelly. I think we’re all aware that there’s only one talking womb worth masturbating vigorously to, and by gum if she isn’t going to encourage you to do it.

#5. Breakfast At Tiffany’s

“Throughout my adult life, I’ve regularly had bottles of bubbly or wine sent to my restaurant table by men I don’t know.”

#4. Some Like It Hot

“Unfortunately women find nothing more annoying than someone else being the most attractive girl in a room.”


“There are downsides to looking this pretty”

#2. Dial M For Murder

“I find that older women are the most hostile to beautiful women — perhaps because they feel their own bloom fading.”

#1. Titanic

“I would let you join me on this plank, Leo, but let’s be honest – whose beauty is more vital to this, our world?”

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