Looks like they’re not so hap… Wait, 600 layoffs? That’s awful.

Ewwwwwww! Grossgrossgross.

Justice, the second Nic Cage thriller to hit our screens this week, is slightly better than Trespass, the first Nic Cage thriller to hit our screens this week. So… that’s something, isn’t it?

Rich Mix and Mara Pictures present a special screening of That Girl in Yellow Boots, the Indian thriller starring Kalki Koechlin as a British woman who travels to Mumbai to find her long-lost father. Don’t miss your chance to see it at Rich Mix!

You know what’s great about actors? Sometimes they make a really good film. Then again, sometimes they make a really bad film. And sometimes, just sometimes, the same actor does both within a remarkably short space of time. Join us as we count down the ten actors who’ve flipped the classic/flop switch with incredible speed.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!

To quote Stewart Lee’s ‘observational’ comedy: “remember when we used to have actual things?”

Alright, Angelina, there’s the blood, but where’s honey? Huh? You’ve betrayed our trust for the last time Angelina Jolie. We’re done here.

This week sees a new Twilight film, a(nother) new Nic Cage film and a Bollywood film about someone called Hitler – let’s be honest, you’re going to need some help to navigate the minefield of potential Orange Wednesday choices. If only there was some sort of stalwart blogging team waiting to inform your decision! Hey, wait…

Thieves by Law is a shocking new documentary which offers unique insights into the realities of the Russian Mafia. Screen Daily called it “An exciting, fast-paced course in the history of organised crime in Russia… and transformation of the Mob over the past six decades” – don’t miss it at Kilburn’s Tricycle Theatre!