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  • London Boulevard

    London Boulevard has a great premise. Guns and money, seedy thugs and intelligent crooks, and the chance for freedom in an unforgiving world. Unfortunately, the story jumps around looking for direction, avoiding the avid gunfire of genuine performances from Ray Winstone, David Thewlis and even Colin Farrell, and in the end falls head first in a ditch for trying too hard.


  • Twilight, Advent

    Bella, Edward and the family are living the happy ever after. The world continues to turn and their worlds continue to turn around one another. Life after life seems rosy. Until one day Santa comes knocking. Do they have the power to believe? Do you have the power to believe? Does Santa have the power to believe?








  • Stephen Fry and the Christmas Chasm of Doom

    Mike Leigh has confounded all expectations by coming up with a multi-billion pound lump of shit with a real chasm splitting the middle of England and flying dwarves. One can only assume that… actually, no. Best assume nothing. To produce this grand guignol of nonsense, humanity must have been very, very bad.