Dick Van Dyke tells of how porpoises saved him after he fell asleep on his surfboard

Fancy spending an hour as a real-life action hero? Foreign film float your boat? Maybe a good old fashioned sing-song’s more your thing? Whatever your bag, we’ve tracked down the top film related fun stuff happening around the capital.

Another promising appetiser for the acclaimed cannibal movie We Are What We Are.

Dark Knight writer Jonathan Nolan and Disappearance of Alice director Blakeson – Hells yeah!

Host of huge names linked to Moon Rise Kingdom

Jon Favreau is rumoured to be onboard for a Disney film about the park coming to life every night. Yawn.

Britain’s Got Talent star Paul Potts is getting a biopic. “Susan: Popping The Boyle” soon to follow?

Are you worried that November might well end up as the lame month the calendar Gods intended it to be? Do you sit around doing nothing but contemplating the terrible event Christmas shopping will turn out to be? Well I can’t technically help you with any of that. What I can do though is provide you with the awesomeness that is the latest Film Festivals from around the UK!

A depiction of Indonesia’s struggle for independence in the 1940s, which will be of great interest if you’re into that kind of thing. For those of us that are a little hazy on post- WW2 colonial conflicts, this is still a film not without its charms; cheesy and creaky in some places but worth a look for those interested in world cinema.

With Harry Potter apparating back into screens next weekend with seventh instalment The Deathly Hallows Part I, Best for Film have endeavoured to catch you up to speed in terms of both the onscreen saga to date as well as the recent promotional campaign. Marketed as ‘The Motion Picture Event Of A Generation’, we would hate for anyone to miss out on either this phenomenal cinematic achievement or the expertly orchestrated promotional propaganda which is preceding it. Now, where did I leave my Quick Quotes Quill?