Like, REALLY Welsh.
Hollywood is big business. With more and more films now scraping, or downright flying, past the billion-dollar mark in box office receipts, it’s understandable that studios are going to pump cash into projects they think will net them a profit. Quite often, however, they appear to have absolutely no idea that a film is going to bomb. Here are a few examples of when studios should have absolutely known beforehand that a project was doomed.
Yah boo sucks, Captain Nespresso.
Keep ya head up, John.
Excited about Ralph Fiennes’ The Invisible Woman? We’re giving away three copies of the book that inspired the film; Claire Tomalin’s tale of the secret relationship that defined the life of Charles Dickens.
Fair enough.
This Valentine’s Day, forget about booking a table at Dorsia. If Patrick Bateman can’t get a reservation, then neither can you. Instead, lure your other half into a dark room, force feed them popcorn and sit on separate sides of the couch while making your way through these gruesomely romantic films.
What a Wally.
#IAMSORRY
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