Expect many more swimsuit bulges…where they shouldn’t be.

He’s back in the water!

And don’t you dare feign indifference.

Believe it or not, Baywatch: The Movie has been floating around (brilliant) for a while now, but there’s never been any word on director or cast members. However, perhaps with the announcement of the writers; Brian Gatewood and Alessandro Tanaka, other news might come flooding in (somebody stop us!)