And we honestly didn’t see this one coming. Jemaine Clement – of Flight of The Conchords fame – has been signed to play of the bad guys in the upcoming Men In Black sequel.

Good news everyone! Armando Iannucci, director of the gloriously razor-sharp In The Loop, has announced that his next project will be in association with the BBC. Excellent stuff, we say. So what’s the plan?

Crimety, even the all-powerful Disney are now fully on the re-make bandwagon, it seems. After the ridiculous (and in our opinion, completely undeserved) success of Alice In Wonderland, the Mouse House have upped their re-make capacity, promising to deliver Malificent (the untold story of Sleeping Beauty) and now a live-action version of Cinderella. Is a remake we need? Of course not. But when has that ever stopped Hollywood before?

Like, OMG you guys, team Twilight Eclipse has totally released a teaser clip of the new film! Unfortunately for teen hormones everywhere this isn’t your standard brood-off between Bella and Edward, rather showcasing more vampiric antics courtesy of Dakota Fanning – aka Jane.

Well, his comic-book might be, at least. Word is that Mark Hamill – that’s right, aka Luke bloody Skywalker – is finally going to have his face back in the media by adapting his comic-book series The Black Pearl for the big screen.

Well, with the upcoming Monopoly movie (we know, we know) and the possibility of Cluedo, Stretch Armstrong and Battleships films on the horizon, why should anyone be surprised that a Rollercoaster Tycoon movie could be in the works?

Hey, if any man has the skills to wrestle a living tiger into submission, you can bet your bottom dollar that it’ll be Brad “I once killed an otter” Pitt* (*he may not have killed an otter.) Variety has reported that he and director Darren Aronofsky are planning on working side-by-side on the adaptation of John Vaillant’s book The Tiger, which sees a young gameskeeper hunting a lethal tiger.

Paul WS Anderson has finally cast his new 3D interpretation of The Three Musketeers, mere days after Doug Liman officially signed on to direct the Warner Bros take on the same story. Still, why have two different films, when you can have two films with exactly the same plot? Erm… yeah.

…Well, sort of. Once again Twitter, that elusive ferret of a medium, has provided answers to the questions we’ve all asking. It looks like Jane Goldman – penner of the screenplay for Kick-Ass – is writing the next X-Men film. And how do we know? Husband Jonathan Ross can’t help but tweet about it.

For all those who ever wished to see that bunny boiler scene live… Us neither, but hey, there are some strange people out there.

According to weekend reports, the 1980s thriller Fatal Attraction is going to hit the West End as a new play around Christmas. Nothing like a bit of stalking and murdering to get you in the festive spirit eh?