THEY’RE HERE! The nominations for the 84th Academy Awards have been released, and as we predicted The Artist has basically bagsied all the categories like a fat greedy child in a tuckshop. Standard.

Nothing says ‘I love making films about people being isolated’ like drowning everyone in the world except your cast…

Justin Cronin’s fangtastic novel to be shuffled over to the screen by Matt Reeves instead of rumoured Ridley Scott. Unfortunately there was no battle to the death.

Not content with a white swan and a black swan, he now wants a menagerie.