The One Direction film – otherwise known as One Direction: This Is Us – is officially out in cinemas! Directed by Morgan ‘Supersize Me’ Spurlock and charting the boys’ meteoric rise to fame from their humble beginnings as mere children, the film looks set to break box office records and the hearts of perma-sobbing tweens everywhere.

Wasn’t April Fools Day almost a month ago?

One of 2013’s best films alongside one of 2013’s least interesting. Guess which is which?

And we give up.