We’ve got a sponge and a warming bath right here, is all we’re saying.

What do you know about Kristin Scott Thomas? Exactly. She’s beautiful and French (except she isn’t, but you know) and she plays lots of tragic heroines and frigid upper-class women and generally people who look down their nose at the world until they suddenly have all the sex. If that’s it, you need this Cheat Sheet like KST needs a genteel chignon (clue: a lot)

Oh Ryan, what have those monsters done to you?

Look, a picture of Ryan Gosling looking pissed off

He made her an offer she coul- sorry, we’ll get our coats.