If* we ever build a time machine, Adam, we’re going back to 1966 to kick your mum in the stomach. *When

Ryan Seacrest’s jacket loses out big time.

Hands up if you think this whole thing has been orchestrated?

SO MANY GUILDS

The renowned Tricycle Theatre in Kilburn is bringing the best of international cinema to London in the build-up to the 2012 Oscars. Nominated and longlisted films from all over the world will be screening for just two weeks before the Academy Awards themselves – make sure you don’t miss out on a seat!

Has your invite to this year’s Academy Awards been lost in the post? Don’t worry, so has ours (again). But if you’re in London then why not celebrate the Oscars in style at pioneering multi-arts venue Rich Mix?

The first silent film to win an award in ninety years is doing more than that – it’s sweeping the board at every ceremony going. But will The Artist‘s unprecedented success herald a new trend of homages to the silent films which continue to shape modern pop culture? Nicola Marchant finds out more…

ALRIGHT THE ARTIST IS THE BEST FILM EVER WE GET IT.

It’s Saturday morning – you’d planned to get up early and make the most of the day, but instead you hid under the covers until quarter to eleven like a shut-in with a passion for snuggliness. You’re such a failure. But never mind – if you’re not going to experience the world first-hand, you can just catch up on the best of the week’s movie news with our regular round-up!

Just in case you’ve not heard of them