It’s not scary, it’s not funny, it’s not even very bloody. Aside from a few interesting set designs, the only revelation here is how bad it is. Silent Hill: Revelation is in the running for worst film of the year, and at the moment the odds are in its favour. Run from it.

In which Jon Snow still isn’t getting any.

Fassassin’s Creed! (Thanks, Paddy)

Ewww…. Ahhhh…. Eeeesh… That doesn’t go there! Let’s be honest: you don’t want to read this article and we’re really sorry we wrote it. Mildly NSFW, and seriously NSFSanity.

Recurring characters are awesome. Or at least that was the case until Resident Evil: Afterlife.

As a huge proportion of horror films become ever more identikit, gory and bland, it’s very easy to write off the whole genre as worthless. But we’re standing up and saying NO MORE! There’s gold in them thar pans of muddy shite, and we’re going to find it.

Michael J Bassett to write and direct horror adaptation sequel?

It’s Monday morning and we’re not feeling either bright eyed or particularly bushy tailed and there’s only one reason –  the Super Bowl. But it wasn’t the thrilling action of..