DON’T GET THE BEANS WET, NICHOLAS!

And it’s awful. Awful.

Don’t worry, Kristen Stewart doesn’t say anything in it.

Yeah, that one.

Skin white as snow, lips red as blood, eye black as a black eye (which is to say purple)…

Worrying.

Take a deep breath and prepare yourself for an exhaustive year of EPIC action films. 2012 is the official year of explosive sequels, daring superheroes and hardcore fairy tales. Just make sure you have an oxygen tank nearby.

After retreating from the big-budget battlefield one too many times, we wonder if Universal have lost their nerve…

Another Snow White film? Are you kidding?

First photos of the cast of Snow White and the Huntsman are coming in fast