Arise, Lord Michael Arndt, and take your place as writer of Star Wars VII!

NOOOooooOOooOOOOooo! Well we’re actually not that bothered, really…

New Hope or just a Phantom Menace? Rumour hats on, please.

Elderly grumpzilla reveals an interest in return to helm the Millennium Falcon in Star Wars VII

Disney turn to the dark side as they plan a new trilogy of Star Wars films. IT’S A TRAP!