Calm down dears, it’s not for jumping out of a plane at the Olympics

Join BAFTA-winning actress Thandie Newton (Crash, The Pursuit of Happyness) for the UK premiere of An African Election. This special screening will be followed by a Q&A with director Jarreth Merz.

When Cillian Murphy and Thandie Newton decide to fix their marriage on a deserted island with no electricity, they honestly thought that nothing could go wrong. Don’t they read the papers?

Jamie Bell. Definitely likely to beat Ant and Dec in a fight.

Hayden Christensen is afraid of the dark…

The Mayans have spoken, and what they say is that we’re screwed. Cue the effects budget (and sideline sense – if the Mayans knew that much about the future they wouldn’t have got slaughtered by the Conquistadors now, would they?)