THEY’RE HERE! The nominations for the 84th Academy Awards have been released, and as we predicted The Artist has basically bagsied all the categories like a fat greedy child in a tuckshop. Standard.

Why doesn’t someone put Ricky Gervais in a silent film?

Heard of it?

RRRAWR

But where’s Drive?

She’s a funny lady, isn’t she?

Look, racism is bad, no matter what you say. We’re treading familiar ground with this well-coiffed and rather saccharine exploration of 60s Mississippi, but lovely performances and brisk plotting just about make The Help worth a watch. A word of warning: you’ll want fried chicken after. No-one said you’d feel good about that.

Actor lets the Mask slip

Emma Stone’s lovely face…