Peter Jackson will be suffering from exhaustion any day now

Question: How many Hobbits could a Hobbit hop over if a Hobbit could hop Hobbits? Answer: Go away

Mo money mo problems.

Benedict Cumberbatch has super bad fire-breath

Assuming the Mayans don’t bring their A-game and take out the entire world by New Year’s Eve (not likely; one thing we know about Mayans is they’re hella lazy), it will soon be 2013. And you know what that means – LOADS of shiny new 2013 films! We’ve trawled the Internet to find the Hollywood big-hitters most likely to get us going in what future generations will probably remember as 4346 in the Korean calendar. Depending on, you know, factors.

Sorry, Robert Downey Jr., we went for the other guy with a ludicrously high number of syllables in his name

DESOLATE