Can Christmas Save The World? Apparantly not, according to this feelgood yet ultimately nihilistic romp through the festive End Days.

Danny Boyle has done it again. The English filmmaker who brought us Trainspotting and Slumdog Millionaire has, in a long-anticipated move, brought out an alternative Christmas movie that will have the usual indie offerings limping in its wake.

He’s not sending you a partridge in a pear tree… Prepare yourself for an inspirational holiday classic that will have you reaching for your tissues and vomit bags.

In a surprise move, M Night Shyamalan (who may have been listening to opinions that he has lost his way), has teamed up with notoriously surreal director Tim Burton… and created a monster.

This bizarre and incoherent arthouse erotic epic redefines the term ‘festive atrocity’.

What comes to mind when you think of Christmas? Santa, (obviously).What comes to mind when you think of Santa? Happiness and a jolly smiling face. Well not for long, in this epic tale of one Christmas, you won’t want your kids sitting on his lap, that’s for sure…

Christmas Time – Christmas Crime or Christmas Sublime?

This poor youngling for whom we do sing Bye, bye, lully, lullay.

Winterbottom? You can bet it won’t be…

It was all just a schizophrenic episode- or was it?