Tim Burton returns to Christmas with a cracker filled with gothic treats.

Comic book based feature 13 days after Christmas, tells us all about the different holiday celebrations around the world.

If the cold doesn’t kill you, Santa will.

Christmas will never be the same again!!!

***** 5 Star – Awesome horror, it doesn’t get any better than this!

“One reindeer, two stags and a stonking pair of antlers”

This film is billed as making you ‘laugh till your tits drop off’, and while it clearly worked in Keira’s case, it didn’t have the same effect for this reviewer (nor apparently for Colin Firth).

Slay bells in the snow…

New director, Anton Dali Breton Coppola III hopes this short will go golden at the globes and it just might for he combines elements from the Theatre of Cruelty with the magical imagery of Dali and a script that André Breton would be proud of.

Baubles, booze and the inevitable Dave Berry Christmas DVD should all be side stepped and a run made for the queue to buy tickets for this epic.