There’s an awful lot of oohing, aahing and fuck-you-Scarlett-Johanssoning going down at Best For Film Towers this morning. Why? Not just because she’s an intensely, incomprehensibly shit actress, but she gets to do things that we can only dream of with our absolute favourite cinematic hunk Ryan Reynolds. Who, incidentally, is People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. We could have told them that.

Reynolds, who has never before been included in the list (why?), joins ex-Sexiest Men including Johnny Depp, George Clooney, Brad Pitt (fair enough/ no argument/ beard’s a bit dodgy) and Tom Cruise (what? Mad is not sexy). The Buried star, who is set to appear as galactic policeman Green Lantern next year, joked that “The most difficult part is going to be organically working this title into a conversation with random strangers”. HA HA HA! Mr Reynolds, you’re funny as well as dreamy! Gosh. Do you think he’d be swayed by our mad Photoshop skillz? This is all BFF’s staff writers want for Christmas…