Team New Year’s Eve create laziest poster ever

Now, we get that New Year’s Eve isn’t exactly a vehicle for stunning creativity, crippling originality or even anything that can’t be sold via a Stunning New Fragrance or Lovely Yoghurt or whatever, but surely the fa├žade has to be upheld by the team itself, or the whole thing falls apart? Apparently not. After giving us a trailer chock-full of star power and very little else (a Pink soundtrack no longer counts as a decision), it seems that they’ve decided to employ a similar technique for their poster. The result? A HANDY FAMOUS PERSON GRID.

Look at it. It’s so horrible.

At least the Valentine’s Day utilised a HEART SHAPE in some semblance of awful pseudo-creativity. THIS DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A SHAPE. IT JUST EXISTS, A SERIES OF DEAD EYES DIRECTLY TRANSFERRED FROM THE PAYROLL SPREADSHEET.

Urgh. And we’ll still somehow all end up watching it, won’t we? I blame Bon Jovi.

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