Four. There’s going to be another one. After two, and three, they’re still going to make Men in Black Four. Four. Do you guys not remember the Ballchinnian?

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

Come come Mr. Bond! you take as much pleasure in cutting as I do.

Ten years on from Men in Black II and an astonishing 15 years after the original film (are we all really that old?), Agents K. J and, err, K again are back onscreen for a third and possibly last outing. It may be a poor imitation of the genre-defining original, but fans will find plenty to enjoy in this inoffensive threequel.

Another week, another freshly baked batch of films vying for your attention. Which will you see? If only there was some way of watching all the good bits in three minutes and deciding if you want to fill in the gaps – oh, wait…

Ah, Friday. It’s the end of a long week and we bet you haven’t even seen any aliens, you poor sad shmuck – well, not any that you’d remember anyway. Suspicious? WE THINK SO! Time to brush up on the alien know-how, not to mention celebrate the release of Men In Black 3, with our very own memory deletion device – alcohol.

It pains us to write that. It does.

It’s a MIRACLE!

Can we be the first to suggest that posters just stop?

Is anyone ever going to give the zombies a break?