Imagine The Expendables kicking ass in a snowglobe. Imagining that? Good. ‘The Cold War Just Froze Over’ – it’s Stay Frosty.

In this Christmas murder mystery thriller, Santa must prove his innocent when agents accusing him of killing his brother, Steve.

“A rollicking JudeoChristian comedy!”
When single career woman Mary Beth Leham decides she wants to be a mom, she goes to the local fertility clinic, little does she know that under the influence of fertility drugs producing dozens of eggs for IVF she is going to be visited by the Holy Ghost! Its not one little miracle, its a full menorah!

Christmas Films come and Christmas Films go with more regularity these days than ” A Mince pie left on the Kitchen Table with a dog near by” So how refreshing it was to come across this masterpiece of a Christmas Comedy “The Snowman’s Lost Carrot” This is a film but brings the word “RISK” back in to Comedy and a time when people need to laugh and to carry on Laughing.

In some ways “How the Commie Libs ruined Christmas and Want to Turn Us All Into Godless Heathens” is just a classic tale of a brave young woman who faces incredible odds with nothing but faith, a pretty smile, and her bright blue eyes…

Who’d have thought that the basic premise of ‘Die Hard’ would work so well when transplanted to the multi-million pound world of Premier League football? Director Tony Scott – that’s who. Jingle Balls: With a Vengeance sure isn’t subtle but it brings ‘kick’ ass action to the screen which will be Christmas come early for action fans.

In his first Christmas film since the hallowed Nightmare Before Christmas, master of the kid’s film, Tim Burton has returned to form, bouncing back from the horrors of Alice In Wonderland to bring us the exceptional One Sleep ‘Till Santa.

‘Because Christmas is a time for giving and receiving’, the desiccated but still arrestingly busty zombie that is the Carry On franchise has reared its ugly head for a festive reboot.

‘Death is coming this Christmas with a Frost’, as Girl with a Pearl Earring director Peter Webber presents a supernatural slasher flick with a cold, cold heart.

Santa and his elves bring you the true meaning of Christmas – spending time with family and friends, over-indulgence, and the giving, not the receiving. Of wedgies, that is.