A collapsed mine? Try being stuck on an underground Northern Line train!

Not a sequel to I Am Legend.

Put that Stallone-starring abomination from 1995 right out of your head – Director Pete Travis’ Dredd is a much more focused and faithful adaptation of science fiction comic 2000AD’s most famous and enduring strip, even if a lack of depth and some bland action stop it achieving greatness.

Star Trek goes over to the Dark-Side. Wait, are we confusing our franchises again?

In which we meet Legolas’ dad. They’ve got the same ears, no?