After a festive season like no other… We have a Write Christmas winner.

And he’s running! Running!

Erm… Wow.

Russell Crowe uses the thin veil of circumstance to justify stomping about, shouting in various coats and getting all emotion-chinned in the utterly mad The Next Three Days. According to the posters, it co-stars Liam Neeson. He’s in one scene. Rats, sinking ship, anyone?

Don’t get up in Vishnu’s business.

It’s Kind Of A Funny Story tracks five days in the life of a self-indulgent teenager who slowly (very slowly) realises he’s not that interesting. We could have told him that from the opening credits.

It’s about time the music came back into the world of kids films…

And its Graham Greene-a-licious.

…According to director Ivan Reitman, anyway.

Why would you do that, Baz? Why?