Will Smith handing in his notice as a Galaxy Defennndeeeeer
Jim Carrey does his best to try something new, simply regurgitates Me, Myself and Irene instead
We feel the same as after the first time we saw Jaws – there’s no getting back into the water for a while
Please, Penélope, use protection. Bond looks as though he’s a repository for every sexually-communicable disease out there.
Come ON, Superman, we all need saving from no-you-induced boredom.
Being given a role in Guardians of the Galaxy must be like jury duty.
Bringing Up Bobby, Famke Janssen’s directorial debut, is an excellent example of why some actors should stay in front of the camera. Although it’s reasonably well put-together, any attempt at drama, or comedy, or pathos comes off as aggressively soporific. You’ll spend less time watching the film than wondering if Milla Jovovich’s character is a paedophile. Flat, boring and stupid, no one need subject themselves to this rancid cinematic cheese.
Quicksilver now set to appear in both X-Men: Days of Future Past and The Avengers 2, but will have to be completely different characters.
Snipe London
Recent Comments