This is a heartwarming reimagining of the timeless and classic true story. Famous German Philosopher Friedrich Nietsche (Sandler) engages in a personal and literal journey to find himself while travelling across snowy Minnesota in a 1957 Chevrolet Corvette accompanied by his brilliant and sassy second cousin Madame Blavatsky (Diaz). Nietsche’s evil stepfather (Pacino) cuts him off from the family inheritance after Christmas morning prank involving a hairdrier, a suppository and a weather balloon, and so he vacillates over the philosophical nature of the self for a full hour before stealing the old man’s prized Chevvy and embarking on a rollercoaster ride of sex, drugs, and rock and roll, culminating in a Bollywood style dance number in the middle of Minneapolis lead by the radiant AntiSanta (Knowles) dressed in sexy Santa garb. Featuring the voice of Marlon Brando as Nietsche’s dead father Jor El.

By Dermot Canniffe

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