Remember all that exciting news yesterday about the new Alien film? Well, it turns out that it was all basically rubbish.

Here are the massively anticlimactic facts:
– there are currently only plans for one film
– it isn’t gong to be called Paradise
-neither Michelle Yeoh or Michael Fassbender are attached to it.

Sorry, that’s it; no news here. *mind trick* You can go about your business. Move along…