Does this even count as news? As you might remember if your life is at a particularly low ebb, just over a year ago Megan Fox was publicly chucked off the Transformers money train after she uncharitably compared franchise director Michael Bay to Hitler (hence the nifty armband). She was replaced by another unmemorable bimbo, and life moved on. Didn’t it?

Apparently not. Bay is now claiming that executive producer Steven Spielberg, who founded the Survivors of the Shoah Visual History Foundation after directing Schindler’s List, ordered him to drop Fox after her distinctly non-PC comments. Maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t – the important thing is that Transformers: Dark of the Moon is going to be utterly shit and you’ll all have wished you’d saved your money. Message ends.