Rumours of French Revolution-set installment quashed.
Saucer of milk for Mr Bay please.
Everything about this smells wrong.
It’s Saturday morning – you’d planned to get up early and make the most of the day, but instead you hid under the covers until quarter to eleven like a shut-in with a passion for snuggliness. You’re such a failure. But never mind – if you’re not going to experience the world first-hand, you can just catch up on the best of the week’s movie news with our regular round-up!
Except this whole story rests on a false dichotomy. Doesn’t it, The Internet?